No, changing the litter box was NOT part of the deal. I was only tasked with changing water and re-filling cat food bowls. And the ungrateful thing hardly drinks the water, and won’t eat any of the dry food unless I mix it with the canned!
I wish I was lucky enough to provide so little to society, yet get so much in return.
Mr. Kitty is reminding me of the elaborate words spoken by a group of brilliant, modern-day poets:
“I don’t wanna go another day… but I must stick with you… I must stick with you.”
*Editor’s Note: “reminded” is a lie, the author actually had to search for relevant Pussycat Doll lyrics to provide dramatic affect.